1 people signed the petition since November 03, 2013
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Minister Alan Shatter
Hi , I'm Minister Alan Shatter and I just <3 Joan Burton , she is hotter than the filling of a McDonalds apple pie. I've been a long time admirer of Joan and her joyous, warming anus. I can't get her to notice me even when I'm speaking in Leinster house! so I'm starting this petition to 1) get Joan to notice me & 2) to try to get my prostate massaged by Joan. Enda Kenny thinks I'm " a bit mental" but I can see the inner beauty of Joan and her hefty cleavage. Your friend and representative. Alan Shatter. PS You can't spell Shatter without shat.
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